What better way to celebrate the birth of a person born in 1986 than with a 1970’s theme party? Just go with it, it’s what Janine asked for. Yes the 1980’s is a decade that nobody is yet willing to claim as their own. Thanks to VH1’s We are the 70’s however, a new generation of would-be tube sock wearing, David Cassidy wanna-bees have found a more likeable decade to adopt. They’ve traded power dressing for the polyester pant suit, Bermuda shorts for bellbottoms, Ziggy cartoons for Ziggy Stardust, Roller Blades for Roller Boogie, The A-Team for All in the Family, Penny loafers for pet rocks, and Pac Man for Pong. Or at least just for the night of August 23rd.

1970’s attire is recommended and will be equally embarrassing in photos years from now, as it was the first time years ago. Remember that disco was only a small part of the era so be creative and authentic. Boys, start growing your mustaches, girls, start growing, what?